I thought it might be a good idea to start jotting my thoughts down for all to read. I hope it will serve two purposes. One, it will give me an outlet for my thoughts, rants, ideas, jokes, etc. And second, I hope it will personalize things a bit.

So here is a joke:

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United States Congress: come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to
clean up, disappear for rest of day.

"